While driving behind someone with an absurdly closed-minded pro-life (not all pro-lifers are closed-minded, but this particular one happened to be) bumper sticker yesterday, my brain started running. I just kept on toying with the idea of how to thoroughly offend someone who has no logic behind their own position on abortion and simply blindly believes what their religion has told them about it.
I have nothing against religious people, just people who blindly follow anything, and that just happens to describe some religious people. So, although I don't actually agree with these statements, I came up with them while driving and attempting to think of the most ridiculously offensive things anyone could ever say to a religious fanatic fighting against abortion.
Abortion: Simply Sending Unborn Babies to God Sooner Rather than Later
Abortion: Send a Baby to God Before it can be Born and Tainted with Original Sin.
Abortion: Send a Baby to God Sooner than you Expected
Abortion: If Jesus had been Aborted, he wouldn't have had to Suffer on the Cross to get to Heaven.
Sometimes the way my mind works actually scares me...
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