There is a lot of room for practical fun in grocery stores. Like bringing in a sharpie and drawing faces on all the produce. Or filling up several carts with a massive amount of weird stuff and leaving them around the store. Maybe even take a bunch of fresh vegetables and leave them sporadically inside the freezer section.
I'm actually compiling a grocery list to use in a practical joke.
Milk
Eggs
Hershey's Chocolate Bar
Orange Juice
Steak
Potatoes
Broccoli
Lettuce
Cheerios
I'm going to go into a grocery store and buy all of this. Then I'm gonna leave and go to the nearest grocery store to the first. I'm gonna bring in the groceries I just bought and exchange what I bought in the first store with items from the second store.
Does this qualify as shoplifting? Technically, I didn't pay for any of it, but I left the exact same object in its place...same brand and everything. I'd be willing to bet I'd get in a major hassle for doing it though. Makes very little sense to me, but sounds pretty funny. Hell, maybe don't even exchange them. Just keep on bringing small grocery items in without buying anything. Just bring some random groceries in each day and leave them there. See how long it takes them to confront you about it. I'd give it a week.
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