Monday, December 6, 2010

A Spider that Does Kegels

I love those moments when you are hanging out with someone that you have been friends with for a long time and they say or do something that is a hallmark of your connection. Something that makes you sit back and think "That right there, is why I am friends with you".

I was in Subway the other day. Thrilling, I know. When my friend Joe suddenly remarks on the line of spider web that is connected from one end of the ceiling to the other. Bear in mind that this is a good 15-20 feet of distance from one end to the other. He proceeds to wonder aloud (I'm sure to the utter bewilderment of those around us) how in the world a spider was able to shoot web across that kind of distance.

It must have been a super spider or something to shoot a singular line of web across that gulf. How in the world did it manage to do such a thing? I mean, I get it when I see a web made like a bridge, but this is just one long strand over the distance of 20 feet!

Of course, this is where I chime in.

I bet that spider does Kegels.

This is the thing friendships are made of.

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