If You were a God, What Kind of God would you Be?

Would you be a Christian God and have multiple personalities? Would you need people to praise you and meddle in the affairs of mere earthlings? Would you screw with people under the guise of knowing what's best for them?

Would you be an Atheist God? Would you not believe in your own existence? Would you simply think you weren't a God even though you knew you existed yourself? Would you need objective proof for every thought you had?

Would you be a Jewish God? Would you be a burning bush?

Would be an Agnostic God? Would you question your own existence? Would you doubt things that may be true? Would you be malleable to the extent of never being able to make a firm decision?

Would you be a Greek God? Would you live on a mountain and play with humanity to teach them lessons? Would you be vulnerable to other Gods? Would you be mischievous and ignore ethics in order to do everything according to your own whims?

Would you be a Roman God? Would you take the history of some other Gods, change your name and masquerade it as your own idea?

Would you be a Hindu God? Would you have lots of arms and keep changing forms like a chameleon?

Would you be a Buddhist God? Would you be all about balance? Would you acknowledge the existence of other forces outside of yourself in an effort to gain ultimate knowledge and the balance of the universe? Would you willingly forego extremes?

Would you be a Taoist God? Would you be unconventional? Would you simply be an amorphous system of guidelines? Would you lay down power that you inherently had and not use it at all?

Would you be a Deist God? Would you make your universe and then just let it go without meddling any further in anything...simply watching your creation unfold without any further input? Would you be apathetic and lazy?

Would you be an Islamic God? Would you be bipolar and misunderstood? Would you preach peace and then watch half your followers blow people up for that peace?

Would you be a Shinto God? Would you connect to life through animals and natural forces?

Would you be Unitarian? Would you say that everyone is ok no matter what they believe, even if they didn't believe in you or believed that someone else was you?

Would you be Mormon? Would you deny yourself of so many things that you could experience simply because you can?

Would you be Wiccan? Would you fly around on a broomstick?

Would you be a Rastafarian? Would you smoke weed and be polygamous?

Would you be a Scientologist? Would you....Would you.....uhm....would you believe ridiculous crap?


What kind of God would you be?