I was sitting on my balcony when all of a sudden a Tasmanian Devil-esque cloud of feathers flew down to the grass right below me. I caught this out of the corner of my eye and walked to the edge of the balcony to see what the hell it was. It was three ducks. Two of the males were fighting over the one female while the female made repeated attempts to get away from both of them. I couldn't quite tell if one of the males was trying to fight the other off of the female or if he was trying to get him off of her so that he could rape her...It was a confusing, frenzied feather-filled five minutes.
The funniest part is that they all flew away in another cloud of feathers and five minutes later, the police walked by because there was a scheduled building inspection this afternoon and all I wanted to yell was, "Where were you five minutes ago?! There was a duck being raped and you could have stopped it!!"
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